If you’ve ever wondered what Tom Boonen would look like full of MDMA and pumping it out to terrible Belgian Gabba (and who hasn’t), well wonder no more. With most of the crowd being either 12 or over 60, some dude wearing a bumbag under his armpit yelling at them and a bunch of skinny misfits in lycra doing awkward shit, it’s the world’s weirdest dance party.

*Tommeke starts the party at about 2.30 in…