Street track will never make sense. It’s futile to attest that they have any suitability to an urban environment. But who really comes close to caring about that? When riding a bicycle looks as fun as the MASH crew make it out to be, there’s nothing more important.

Tendons, stopping distance and descending speed are relegated minor roles in the epic farce of living fixedly. Grovelling up hills and ripping dirty, expensive skids take the lead and long may the show continue.