Diamondback are making moves releasing a new rig in step with the proliferation of “swiss army bikes” and a corresponding video oozing so much production value George Lucas would doff his fedora and David Cronenberg would grimace at the ooziness.

Diamondback’s Haanjo model will undoubtedly be a perfect machine for those of us out there furiously hastagging #rideandseek #searchandenjoy, Garmin gripped tightly in the other hand.