Category: BIKES

  • Bikes Of The Apocalypse: Marin Palisades Trail

    Bikes Of The Apocalypse: Marin Palisades Trail

    The end is nigh. It’s always been nigh, or nighabouts. But more nigh since 2020, when the world was duped to do as you’re told, or else… Some of us survived that attempt, others were not so lucky, and still aren’t. During that time we were threatened to be hunted down, put in camps, and…

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  • Drool Factor + : Manitou Looks Backwards To See Forwards

    Drool Factor + : Manitou Looks Backwards To See Forwards

    The early to mid 90s (heck, the whole of the 90s) were a time of innovation and experimentation for the mountain bike industry. It was the golden age, the halcyon days. My ultimate dream bike among many at the time was the Manitou FS, with its unique rear suspension system utilising basically a Manitou fork…

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  • Ridden: Paul Klampers

    Ridden: Paul Klampers

    Epiphanies don’t come often to us, the mere mortal. Most go through life waiting for someone else to guide them, be it a deity, or a mentor, a friend, lover, or more likely these days, the media or that strange new entity the ‘influencer’. Most of these can be helpful in assisting with information, but…

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  • Just Stop With The Car Hate Already

    Just Stop With The Car Hate Already

    Cyclists, on the whole, are extremely self-righteous. Now, the term ‘cyclist’ can cover anyone from a commuter to a pro racer, and not everyone who falls within that spectrum is complicit. However, I see way too many of these self-appointed signallers of virtue and social justice spouting off regularly and often vehemently about their perceived…

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  • Insider Rides: Ryan’s Ratty Daily Driver

    Insider Rides: Ryan’s Ratty Daily Driver

    I came across this Tarini Firenza around 1993 in Taumarunui secondhand for $500 in the LBS, where at the time I didn’t have a job so not much dollars so my lovely wife to be put it on layby. The guy that sold me the bike said it was hand built by a chap called…

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  • Pro Cycling Is The Same As Pro Wrestling

    Pro Cycling Is The Same As Pro Wrestling

    Quiz the man in the street about Professional Wrestling and you’ll get a fairly generic answer. But first, just who the hell is the man in the street? And for the sake of holding-the-baying-social-justice-mob-at-bay, and/or woman in the street. The average Joe/Joeleen is timid, afraid, closeted by the highly likely chance they might offend someone…

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  • Read: Just Ride

    Read: Just Ride

      Just Ride. It sounds so simple, and so it should be. But for years I tried to make riding as complex as possible, for myself and many others. Not consciously, but yeah, consciously. Riding had to be done right, with the right bike for the ride and the right gear for the bike and…

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  • A Taste Of Freedom

    A Taste Of Freedom

    I used to hate Ronny Romance and everything he stood for. What a miserable prick I was. He actually stands for everything that I’ve standed (stooded?) for, for ever, really. That’s kinda romantic. Or bromantic. Anyway this is a beautifully shot and narrated representation of why I/we/you ride, or if it isn’t, should be.

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