Category: ORIGINAL

  • Bikes Of The Apocalypse: Marin Palisades Trail

    Bikes Of The Apocalypse: Marin Palisades Trail

    The end is nigh. It’s always been nigh, or nighabouts. But more nigh since 2020, when the world was duped to do as you’re told, or else… Some of us survived that attempt, others were not so lucky, and still aren’t. During that time we were threatened to be hunted down, put in camps, and…

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  • Just Stop With The Car Hate Already

    Just Stop With The Car Hate Already

    Cyclists, on the whole, are extremely self-righteous. Now, the term ‘cyclist’ can cover anyone from a commuter to a pro racer, and not everyone who falls within that spectrum is complicit. However, I see way too many of these self-appointed signallers of virtue and social justice spouting off regularly and often vehemently about their perceived…

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  • No Fun

    No Fun

     I bumped into an old mate recently. We used to work together, ride together, socialise together. We didn’t so much as drift apart, but for whatever reasons, new jobs, new houses, we just didn’t see each other. It’s always good to see him, have a catch up and then go back to our respective…

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  • HUTTCROSS 21.1:  SUPERMOONSHINE 

    HUTTCROSS 21.1: SUPERMOONSHINE 

    A rare lunar trifecta captivated stargazers and blood moon content rose on Insta as the weekend approached.  Three toddlers took a breather from a first birthday party to stamp some pigtails in the ground at a local park. Sugar rush made way to adrenaline buzz as they hit up hot lines and rolled through puddles.…

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  • Sublime To Ridiculous

    Sublime To Ridiculous

    Bicycles offer the greatest escapism I have experienced anywhere. Ever. You can do your best thinking or absolutely no thinking at all while turning pedals. Throw wilderness into the mix and you have utter bliss. PSA: It’s not always sublime. Let’s not look at it through rose tinted Prisms. Sometimes it is completely ridiculous. Sometimes…

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  • Six Day Shadows

    Six Day Shadows

    It was the first time I’d seen a mosh pit at a bike race; the infield packed with nocturnal partisan party people determined to drink Ghent dry while the distorted PA blasted everything from ‘Sweet Caroline’ to the cheesiest ‘oompah’, a playlist that hasn’t required a refresh since the early 80s, the assembled choir chant…

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  • More Than You Can Chew, or Knowing When To Say When

    More Than You Can Chew, or Knowing When To Say When

    There always comes a time when you know you need to pull up stumps, cut your losses, get out while the going’s good. It’s those times when your words don’t quite form coherent sentences and the barman looks at you like he’s about to call security, even though he’s only served you one drink and…

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  • Insider Rides: Hayden McCormick’s Team BridgeLane Cervelo R5

    Insider Rides: Hayden McCormick’s Team BridgeLane Cervelo R5

    Hayden’s a dude. Just the right amount of chilled and focused, while more than able to laugh at himself and twists and turns that his life throws at him. Currently racing in the Tour of Utah, we caught up with Hayden one summer afternoon in his Te Awamutu hometown, where he talked us through the…

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