Tag: Chris Froome
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Froome To Win Record For Devaluing Three Grand Tours In A Row
Click or not: Froome To Win Record For Devaluing Three Grand Tours In A RowRupert Murdoch announced today that he will be adding the Giro d’Italia to his total monopoly on televised bicycle racing by forcing robot minion Chris Froome to win in Italy next May. The mummified Australian dictator––who some believe has been deceased since 2012 and is kept lifelike by liberal daily coatings of cricket bat oil––tweeted… …
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Three Weeks In Twenty Seconds
Click or not: Three Weeks In Twenty SecondsThis is pretty much how the Tour de France will go down… staring at stems but will Froome have hairy legs? …