Tag: Rant

  • Compulsory Retirement Plan

    Compulsory Retirement Plan

    Professional sport is a strange beast. We love to watch the big game or big race, and many of us watch the small games and small races too, no matter how meaningless they might be in the bigger picture of television rights and sponsorship and advertising revenue. If it’s not rating, it doesn’t rate a…

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  • Jumping the Shark: Who Jumped First?

    Jumping the Shark: Who Jumped First?

    “No one ever notices the underdog until it’s biting their head off.” – me. Solid. Dependable. Established. Grey. These are words I use to describe one of the biggest brands in the business. Another I use is: boring. Shimano are the bearded accountant with an office in the basement adjacent to the mailroom and elevator.…

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  • Fringe Benefits: An Alliterative Assertion

    Fringe Benefits: An Alliterative Assertion

    Confidently carve clear of convention. Dare to defiantly dodge the delirious delectations of the masses. Fortunate to find freedom far from flim-flam. I flee fast for a fleeting feeling of the fringe. The middle of the road is a dangerous one. Dangerous due to dullness, boredom and lacklustre. On it travel commonality and safety in…

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  • Dickheads’ Guide To Mountain Biking

    Dickheads’ Guide To Mountain Biking

    In between the superlatives, the HDR scape, the ‘grams and the SQUAD puffery flows a reality inescapable by the cantankerous, the degenerate: the bah humbugs. Often, we don’t even really have fun. We pause, tired, miles above the world and assailed by the sudden gravity of our own un-impressiveness. It’s a momentary catching of oneself,…

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  • Derailed

    Derailed

    Is it time to banish derailleurs altogether? The big red recently released an electronic shifting system as its premier road group, so it’s only a matter of time before it trickles down to us dirt-slinging hippies. Hoo-frickin-ray. No doubt it will ‘rival’ Di2, bristle with tech and make a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier appear like good…

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